How are things naturally strange? As if strange is natural. It's not. Strange is strange, never natural. Kind of like something is growing smaller. If it's growing, there's only one direction, outward. That means away from the core. If it's movement is going inward, that's called shrinking.
How many of you wish we'd stop using these words to describe things? I feel a substantive void using them.
Here are some alternatives:
Big baby - whinier than normal. Just call them pains in the ass.
Virtual reality - simulator, period. Get rid of this stupid term.
Jumbo shrimp - 8 oz. as opposed to 4 oz., because shrimp is shrimp, only I think you keep more flavor when they are smaller. Less is more. Oh, shut up!
Now I'm going to get myself some free $1.00 coffee...
Aging (and Apples)
Oxymoron - You are HERE
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